Gifts & Curses of a Clumsy Head

 

#1 CURSE: At family dinner, you stumble a glass of water and everyone’s freaking out from their seats

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Uh-uh

GIFT: You were able to pump up a boring family dinner tradition

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some get mad while some wud laugh

#2 CURSE: You can’t count the plates and glasses you break when you wash the dishes and your parents scold you for that.

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Sorry, parents.i didn’t mean to break your wedding gifts

GIFT: Less plates to wash! Yassss! My plan works!!!!

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#3 CURSE: Every gauze, syringe, pen, gauge something needle would fly while you search before you hand the final & precious size of cath your Doctor asks you to find

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Here it is doc

GIFT: At least of all the nurses in whites, your crush doctor stares at you in AWE

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SLAY

#4 CURSE:Cleaning is getting it done 2x the workload cus you have to clean again what you just spilled

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GIFT: Repetition makes you perfect.

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Ayayy Captain!!

#5 CURSE: You tired and hungry and you go str8 to your ref and when you open it, a piece of foood fell down and made a mess so you have to clean the floor, you end up TIRED, TIRED, HUNGRY.

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Gift: You will lose your will to cook and eat, you just doze off to bed. Eliminating the tired.✖ tired.✖ hungry. ✖

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Why me, Lord? Why crappy things happen to me?

#6 CURSE: You wearing eyeliners on to work but you have the mannerism of forgetting it all and rubbing your eyes while thinking

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What did I do?

Gift: You’ll be discouraged to wear make up again hence you won’t have a toxic duty. Cus whenever you wear make up it’s toxic. You could ask other nurses as well

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#7 CURSE: There were times when you unintentionally tripped off with the iv line of the patient upon your long awaited exit

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GIFT: You were able to make your patient laugh. It’s actually humour therapy you see

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See what nurse can do

#8 CURSE: You never ever wear whites on dates

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Or else you’ll get doomed

GIFT: You can still make pa-cute tho

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SLAY

And lastly

#9 CURSE: You watching dr. House and he sees the clumsiness of Thirteen and frankly says, “You have Huntington’s”

Oh my it’s so me!!! I have those symptoms too… (sobbbbing)

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GIFT:Cure me Dr House!

 

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[Photos c/o Google]

[Based on the story of my clumsy life]

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